Jokes about guys dating older women
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A: A whore fucks everybody at the party, and a bitch fucks everybody at the party EXCEPT YOU. A: Drink two or three, and you cannot drive properly anymore and start talking bullshit. A: Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most. A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? A: Feminem Q: What did the doctor say when a baby was born holding a Starbucks latte? A: Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins. A: Give the bitch a shovel Q: What is the difference between a Woman and a washing machine?
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? A: When the old one expects you to "do your share" Q: Why did God make women? Q: How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher? A: You can't jelly a dick down a woman's throat Q: What do you call a woman with an opinion? A: She had to buy a duet yourself kit Q: Whats another meaning for a women? " Q: Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner? Q: What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
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A: When her first words are, "A man once told me....." Why do woman have 3 holes? Q: When is the the only time that a women is right?